Since FedEX quite literally failed to deliver the early look at tonight’s installment of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES that was promised to theTVaddict.com. This TV Addict had to pad his numerous reasons as to why you can’t miss tonight’s episode with a few slightly fictional ones. See if you can spot the, as Stephen Colbert might put it, “Truthiness.”

1. First and foremost, if the ratings don’t improve, Tonight may mark the final Chronicle in Sarah Connor’s small screen adventure. And less than twenty-episodes in is far too early to say “Hasta la vista baby!”

2. After sticking with BEVERLY HILLS 90210 for its entire ten year run, does Brian Austin Green not deserve to catch a break? I mean, aside scoring Megan Fox as his girlfriend.

3. And speaking of Megan Fox. Rumor has it that the “Proverbial Powers that Be” are hoping to snag Brian Austin Green’s real-life girlfriend for a guest starring gig should TERMINATOR get picked up for the rest of the season. And would a Summer Glau Megan Fox girl-fight not put ALIAS’ Sydney Bristow versus Evil Francie to shame?

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While both the Walker Family and the women of Wisteria Lane illustrated some serious lack of judgement last night, this TV Addict wanted to take a moment to highlight two of the women, who make Paris Hilton look like a Rhode Scholar.

In this corner, weighing in at approximately 98 pounds is BROTHERS & SISTERS’ Kitty Walker. Who having apparently never sat through a Walker family dinner herself, thought it would be a ’smart’ idea to invite her entire extended family over for a ’show the adoption agency how normal we are’ dinner.

Versus, DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES’ Lynette Scavo. Who in a desperate attempt to get closer to her son Porter decided to create a fake profile on Wisteria Lane’s version of Facebook. Only to have it blow up in her face entirely, humiliate Porter and worst of all, endure a well-deserved verbal smack-down from Tom who suggested Lynette break-up with Porter using this hilarious one-liner. “Dear Porter, I’m really liking you, but I wanna see other offspring.”

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